The Gang.

      There’s this TV show called My Mad Fat Diary that’s based on a book with a similar title where this girl describes her group of friends based on fish and pizza slices. Based on this storyline which is very similar to my relationship with this new guy you have been reading about since march, I decided to do the same, but with fruit, since we have a lot of them in Brazil.

Apple: She is a very nice girl, very simple, there’s nothing too strong about her, but when something is wrong, she could make some very serious damage , has her feet on the ground, though.

Pear: Whilst apples are always just acceptable, there are some people who truly love pears, I am one of those, but no one hates her, she is always there, but sometimes might come across as a little obnoxious.

Strawberry: This girl is the best, she might be rude or too judgemental or racist sometimes, but she is the best friend anyone could have, though she will always put herself before you, she will comprehend if you put yourself before her, and actually expect you to do so.

Lemon: I hated her, I loved her, I like her, she is just an amazing friend sometimes, the best, she would be the most loyal one, but the fakes one too, just be careful, and she’ll adore you. I lost her because we liked the same guy, he liked me, I didn’t notice, they’re dating.

Grape: This dude is the worst, he is perfect, he is adorable, he loves my parents, he talks to them just so they won’t think he’s just having sex with me, he could be having sex with me, I would love if he was. He has absolutely no idea how perfect he is, he thinks he’s just this douchebag who has a lot of sex, but he doesn’t realise he is nice, handsome, charming, perfect, seriously, I don’t know why he talks to us.

Pineapple: She is an amazing friend. she takes care of me and listens to me when I need to talk about grape-boy, but she won’t ever do anything just for the sake of seeing her friends, she is herself and only herself.

I could talk about more people, but I guess, if you like it, it’ll be n a next post…